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"Canada is a sweet country. It is like your retarded cousin you see at Thanksgiving and sort of pat him on the head. You know, he's nice but you don't take him seriously. That's Canada."said an American talkshow host yesterday.

What the #@&%$ is that?

Ok, our politicians act in a retarted fashion now and then, but I think the nation who voted Goerge Bush in, has much bigger problems than a retarted cousin!

London: Madame Tussaud's has turned US President George W. Bush and British Prime Minister Tony Blair into a pantomime cow for their Christmas display, the waxwork museum said. The world statesmen were dressed up as a cow from "Jack and the Beanstalk" in a new scene featuring characters from pantomime favourites at the popular London tourist venue.