Monday, July 17, 2006

Break a leg?

Ever heard of the expression: Break a leg?

Well, forget it, because I am about to put a new meaning to it.

I need a "hit man". If I can find a hit man that is willing to stage an accidental breakage of a leg for $200, it would be great.

From now on, I am going to charge $100 a kiss and then if the guy makes me upset, I will hire a hit man!

I need to scare some people in this city!

8 Comments:

At 5:15 PM, Anonymous Mona said...

what's going on?!

 
At 5:29 AM, Anonymous niloofar said...

I think you should try kick boxing now Bahar! I can undrestand you are so hurt and angry but please calm down!

 
At 9:23 AM, Blogger Leili said...

Please let me know when you hire the hit man. I need him to take care of some people for me. And while we are at it, why don't we ask some other people too? I bet everyone has a black list! I feel better already just thinking about it!

 
At 10:00 AM, Blogger Jackal said...

I was going to suggest martial arts too. but on a second thought, you better not. you may actually harm someone!

 
At 10:14 AM, Blogger Leili said...

Actually, I am not sure if I like them to get away that easy! The way that I've always pictured it is to have somebody beat them up to death, many many many times! mmm...m sweet revenge!

 
At 10:29 AM, Blogger Bahar said...

Leili and I should take martial arts together :D

What do u say?

 
At 10:34 AM, Blogger Jackal said...

well, maybe it's time i defended the very tiny fraction of the entire male population of the earth that are not really so evil.

there might be times, that there's another side to the story told by the upset lady (i'm not talking about bahar's fellas, just generally speaking). please consider the possibility!

 
At 11:20 AM, Blogger Bahar said...

I agree with that.

But I swear, I am all nice and cuddly!

Any how, read the new post, please!

 

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