Tuesday, October 16, 2007

He's Doing It!

Hot Hot Hot News:

That's right my friends! It's almost 1 am and you are hearing it from me:

Stephen Colbert is running for president.

Stephen, this is the first time in my life that I wish I could be American to vote for ya!

Way to go Colbert Nation!

And if you keep "Stewart" on that bumper sticker, I will pay whatever it takes to buy it, eventhough I don't have a car!


At 12:06 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas .
With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blond jokes.
Suddenly, a blond woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:
"I've heard enough of your stupid blond jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?
"It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community,
and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blonds, but women in general... and all in the name of humor!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blond yells, "You stay out of this, Mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee!"


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